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Okay! Jim is a little stuck. I didn't get the page done until a little later than he wanted and he is in the process of moving so only has limited access to the net via a friend. So!! Here's the next page ghettoly linked to you until he can get to his computer to do all the updates. :) NEW PAGE |
08 Sep 2006 by ArtistGirlJB
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Early Update!
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Page 9 has been added a little early because I am moving tommorrow, and will be on the highway with a U-haul truck for the next several days. No joke for today, as the book is currently packed somewhere in boxes  But I hope you all like the page Jen made! |
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The Washington Monument has a name...
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Page8 of Issue#4 is now up for your reading enjoyment! Be sure to remember to vote for us, and check out our message board and shoutbox too! We love feedback! |
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Webcomic Battle
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One of our pages is currently at Webcomic Battle!, preparing to go against another comic to see whose is funnier! Please show your support and vote for us! We'd really appreciate it!
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Please show support!
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Support Deathfist Ninja GKaiser at OnlineComics.net!
Please support us and give feedback here! We only have 34 registered viewers, and I know that after running this webcomic every week for a year and four months we've got more fans than this! |
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Yes, this is actually happening..
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Page7 of the latest issue has now been added. Prepare for the revealing of the President's "Secret Weapon!"
Also, I took the liberty of going through all the pages today and fixing spelling errors  I also inserted the old 6 page Bonus Comic into the main archive-- it is between Issue#3 and #4. It should now be a lot less 'hidden' than before.
Todays Dirty, Dirty Joke is political themed, in keeping with the theme of the comic page:
One day in the future, President Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediantly goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
"I dont know what to do with you," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definetly have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves!"
Bush thought that sounded pretty good so the devil opened the first door:
In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over, such was his fate in hell.
"No," George said. "I dont think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I dont think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room; in it was Ronald Reagan with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer time after time.
"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented George.
The devil opened a third door; in it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Bush took this in with disbelief and finally said, "Yeah I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said "OK Monica, you're free to go."
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New Forum
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Ok so, the forums have been repeatedly hacked because they were back a few upgrades.
However, the Invision forums can't be upgraded.
Apparently, a few months ago Invision upgraded their account database for customers........ but managed to lose my account data during the process. So my choice was either pay an extra $100 something or go back to phpBB.
I decided to go back to phpBB. Hopefully we wont get hacked immediantly again.
Unfortunately, everyone needs to remake their accounts again. I apologize for the trouble.
The new forums are located here . |
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Those silly Hippies...
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Page6 of Issue#4 is now up!
This Week's Joke:
A bear and a rabbit were both in the forest taking a dump.
The bear then looks over at the rabbit and asks, "Do you ever have a problem with crap sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit smiled. "No, I dont, and I'm rather proud of that."
The bear then picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt with it.
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Page 5 of Issue 4 is up!
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Page 5 is now loaded for your viewing pleasure! Enjoy, and please remember to vote!
Edit: Today I saw a book at Barnes and Noble called "Filthy Dirty Jokes". It was in their 'bargain shelf' (they have an entire shelf, not a bin) for a dollar, so I purchased it with the idea that every time I update the comic, I'm gonna post a dirty joke, just to give everyone something a little extra to look forward to.
So, today's joke is.....
Two Priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals. One of them looks at the other one's penis and notice's there's a Nicoderm patch on it. He turns to the other Priest and says, "I believe you're suppose to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis."
The other Priest replies, "It's working just fine. I'm down to 2 butts a day."
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And now, a Special Message from our sponsors...
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Page4 of Issue 4 is now up! Enjoy!
Also, I created and uploaded a movie onto Youtube titled Ten Reasons to read Deathfist Ninja GKaiser . We would appreciate if all our fans could spread the link to their friends to let them see a glimpse of what we do here and why they should become readers too!
And thank you to those who have been voting for us! We appreciate it! Keep up the good work! We've been gaining more hits because of it! |
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Page3 of Issue 4!
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Page3 of Issue#4 is now up!
If you're enjoying what you are seeing, please remember to vote for us, maybe even give us a Review using the buttons to the right. Also, if you frequent many message forums, putting a link to our comic in your forum signature would greatly help us in getting more weekly viewers.
For those who routinely help spread the word about this comic, thanks, we appreciate you're support! |
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Sooo...
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Sorry again for getting the comic late to Jim today. I really do feel bad about keeping people waiting.  So the comic will be up as soon as Jim gets to his inbox! :)
Bad art funk + comic drawing = Not Good.
I also think I ate something that I was allergic to... my throat felt like it was closing in on me. Somehow, I doubt that's a good thing. |
21 Jul 2006 by ArtistGirlJB
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Update
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Page2 of Issue#4 is now up! Sorry for the delay everyone! |
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Friday's Update becomes a Saturday Update
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This week's update is being delayed from Friday to Saturday, as I will be away from my home tommorrow and won't get back until Saturday night. I apologize for the inconvience. |
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Issue 4 Begins!
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Issue#4: Page 1 is now up for your reading enjoyment!
Also of interest is that Tabatha of FBCG is doing a link exchange with us this week, so you should check out her comic about girl gamers, and stuff :p
Speaking of gamers...there is something rather serious going on in the USA right now that I wanted to bring to people's attention....
A bill called "The Family Entertainment Protection Act" has been proposed that would put several restrictions upon game developers and retailers. Among the proposals is that a government controlled ratings board be created, which is rather controversial because not even the media or TV industry has government regulated ratings board-- it's all independent and peer-reviewed within the industry.
So, using my (pathetic) video editing skills, I uploaded some videoblog footage about the what I think of the Family Entertainment Protection Act. I also uploaded some videos about what videogames actually teach kids. I encourage fellow American gamers to write to their government representatives and tell them to withhold support for this bill.
Unless you actually want Senator Hillary Clinton to decide what videogames you can play.
Then by all means sit idly by and do nothing, because thats certaintly going to happen if we dont unite against this bill.
So, please take a moment to pause the game, visit the Video Game Voter's website and tell a buddy to view the footage so they get an idea about what is going on. It's the least we can do to protect the people who give us awesome games and defend our own right to decide what kind of games we want to play. |
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Last page of Issue 3
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Page 52 is now up! Look forward to a "fabulous" Issue 4 soon! |
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Red Light Special
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Page 51 of Issue #3 is out, and Jen did something special for it. Can you tell what is new? ^^
BTW- Everyone should wish Jen a happy birthday, because she is cool. |
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Page 50!
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Page 50 of Issue #3 is now available. Enjoy! |
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Why he's called Baby-O....
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Page 49 has now been released. Enjoy! |
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Updated page 47 and the new page 48
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The new Page 47 is now uploaded, along with Page 48 of Issue #3. |
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