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Page7 of the latest issue has now been added. Prepare for the revealing of the President's "Secret Weapon!"
Also, I took the liberty of going through all the pages today and fixing spelling errors  I also inserted the old 6 page Bonus Comic into the main archive-- it is between Issue#3 and #4. It should now be a lot less 'hidden' than before.
Todays Dirty, Dirty Joke is political themed, in keeping with the theme of the comic page:
One day in the future, President Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediantly goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
"I dont know what to do with you," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definetly have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves!"
Bush thought that sounded pretty good so the devil opened the first door:
In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over, such was his fate in hell.
"No," George said. "I dont think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I dont think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room; in it was Ronald Reagan with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer time after time.
"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented George.
The devil opened a third door; in it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Bush took this in with disbelief and finally said, "Yeah I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said "OK Monica, you're free to go."
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Ok so, the forums have been repeatedly hacked because they were back a few upgrades.
However, the Invision forums can't be upgraded.
Apparently, a few months ago Invision upgraded their account database for customers........ but managed to lose my account data during the process. So my choice was either pay an extra $100 something or go back to phpBB.
I decided to go back to phpBB. Hopefully we wont get hacked immediantly again.
Unfortunately, everyone needs to remake their accounts again. I apologize for the trouble.
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Those silly Hippies...
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Page6 of Issue#4 is now up!
This Week's Joke:
A bear and a rabbit were both in the forest taking a dump.
The bear then looks over at the rabbit and asks, "Do you ever have a problem with crap sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit smiled. "No, I dont, and I'm rather proud of that."
The bear then picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt with it.
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Page 5 of Issue 4 is up!
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Page 5 is now loaded for your viewing pleasure! Enjoy, and please remember to vote!
Edit: Today I saw a book at Barnes and Noble called "Filthy Dirty Jokes". It was in their 'bargain shelf' (they have an entire shelf, not a bin) for a dollar, so I purchased it with the idea that every time I update the comic, I'm gonna post a dirty joke, just to give everyone something a little extra to look forward to.
So, today's joke is.....
Two Priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals. One of them looks at the other one's penis and notice's there's a Nicoderm patch on it. He turns to the other Priest and says, "I believe you're suppose to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis."
The other Priest replies, "It's working just fine. I'm down to 2 butts a day."
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And now, a Special Message from our sponsors...
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Page4 of Issue 4 is now up! Enjoy!
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