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Richter Nash / GKaiser:
Typical Teenage Boy Turned Unwilling Super-Hero
Age: 15
Skin color: Caucasian
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Green
Weight: 135 lbs
Height: 5’6"
Likes: Watching Television, Eating Pimp Burgers, and Video Games
Dislikes: Doing Work

Richter Nash was your typical American middle high school student....he had bad grades, was intimidated by bullies, and had a total lack of respect for authority. That was until he was accidentally summoned to the world of Manga-Land by a crazy old man who called himself "Dragon Sage Siyoki". Before Richter realized what was going on, Siyoki infused Richter with the power of the Golden Dragon, alllowing Richter to transform into "Deathfist Ninja GKaiser", the most powerful superhero in the universe. Richter now finds himself unwillingly forced to fight the forces of spooky darkness which plague Manga-Land, for he is unable to return home until he saves Manga-Land from the villians which wish to conquer it.

Elizabeth Warrington:
Richter's Childhood Friend
Age: 15
Skin color: Caucasian
Height: 5’5
Weight: 130 lbs
Hair color: Blonde
Eye color: Blue
Likes: Cuddly things, Cooking, and Richter
Dislikes: Yucky things and Spiders

Surprising as it may be given Richter's personality, Elizabeth has a very large schoolgirl crush on Richter. Although she does not seem it, she actually comes from a very wealthy family and use to attend a very prestigious private school in first grade. Then in her second grade, her family moved and had to temporarily enroll her into a public school since no private girl's schools existed in the area. It was there that girl met boy, and from that day Liz had been a constant companion of Richter...even if Richter himself won't admit he actually liked Liz hanging around him.

When Richter was summoned to Manga-Land, Liz was present. It is unknown what has happened to her since then, but Richter assumes she is still back in his world....

Dragon Sage Siyoki:
Ancient Wizard
Age: Ancient
Skin color: Caucasian
Height: 5’7
Weight: 140 lbs
Hair color: White/ Grey
Eye color: Brown
Likes: Mentoring Young Heroes and Brownies
Dislikes: Evil Villians and Richter's Attitude

The Dragon Sage Siyoki is a mysterious old man who lives in a Shaolin temple outside the city limits of Mega Metropollis-ville. When Dark Shinobi began sending his forces out to search for the pieces of the Heaven Quaker sword, Siyoki reacted by casting the powerful "Hero Spell" to summon to him a hero who would be capable of accepting the Golden Dragon's power and defeat Dark Shinobi.

However, it seems being an ancient wizard isnt all it's cracked up to be, and Siyoki actually managed to screw up when he used the Hero Spell. Instead of summoning a hero, he summoned a zero and now the fate of Manga-Land lies in the irresponsible hands of Richter Nash. In order to prevent his world from being destroyed, Siyoki now constantly monitors Richter by astral projecting himself so he can guide Richter from the relative safety of his heavily guarded Shaolin temple.

Chad Moreno:
School bully
Age: 17
Skin color: Caucasian
Height: 5’9
Weight: 160 lbs
Hair color: Blonde
Eye color: Blue

Chad is the son of a famous football star, and as a result has an over-inflated ego. Having been spoiled his entire life, he firmly believes the world revolves entirely around him.

As captain of the school football team, Chad has firmly established himself as the most popular boy in school. He is also known as a bully, and frequently uses his friends in the football team as his own personal gang to extort money from the weaker kids in school, simply because he finds it fun. Richter lives in fear of Chad and his gang, who feel humilitated that Richter has managed to evade them for years.

Dark Shinobi:
Supreme Dark Lord Magician of the Universe
Age: ??
Skin color: Caucasian
Height: 6'2
Weight: 190 lbs
Hair color: Unknown
Eye color: Unknown

Dark Shinobi is the mysterious President of TerrorSoft Corp. , the most powerful manufacturer of communication and technological products in Manga-Land. Through TerrorSoft's assets, Dark Shinobi has managed to aquire funding for his criminal syndication and prepare for his diabolical conquering of the world. He's even built the Disco Satelitte as his super villain base to prove how serious he is about conquering the world!

Dark Shinobi's forces are currently searching for the pieces of the broken Heaven Quaker Sword, a mysterious artificat said to turn anyone who wields it into a living god. Possessing the Heaven Quaker Sword is vital to Shinobi's plans.

Shade:
Cyber-Ninja Babe
Height: 5'8
Weight:160 lbs (due to armor)
Hair color: Silver
Skin color: Caucasian
Likes: ???
Dislikes: ???

A mysterious cyber ninja, Shade is one of the many super-heroes that lives in Mega Metropollisville. A secretive heroine, there is very little known about her. When GKaiser meets her, she tells him of Dark Shinobi's plot for world domination, but this wasn't anything he didn't already know...

Her powers come from a cybernetic power-suit that is both armor and a weapon; it is equipped with a variety of useful gadgets. Most notably, the right arm of her power-suit can transform into a powerful laser cannon capable of taking down even giant robots in a single blast.

Terrible-Tubbie Gang Members:
Bad, Bad Bikers
Height: Various
Weight: Over 200 lbs
Eye color: Varies
Fur color: Varies
Likes: Resisting Arrest, Motorcycles, and Inventing Silly Words
Dislikes: Being Laughed At

These bad boys ride hard and don't play well with others. Once members of "The Legion of Spooky Doom", when GKaiser defeated them, their contracts were canceled so that Dark Shinobi did not have to pay for their health bills.

Venus Lovely:
Crazy Robot-Building Genius
Age:28
Height: 6'3
Weight: 140 lbs
Eye color: Brown
Skin color: Tan
Hair color: Red
Likes: Building Robots, Being called "Queen", and Skimpy Outfits
Dislikes: Breaking her nails when shooting her rocket launcher

Every since she was a little girl, all Venus has ever wanted to do was build robots. So when Dark Shinobi offered her a chance to work for him in return for access to his robotics factory, she couldn't resist. Now a brain-washed underling, Venus Lovely uses her knowledge to help "The Legion of Spooky Doom" build an army of giant robots for conquering the world.

Unfortunetly for her, the giant robot prototypes, "The Appliant Bots", were defeated by Shade in a mere instant. Venus was last seen being dragged unconscious into an alley by two homeless men who both insisted she was their girlfriend...

Butterfly Ninjas:
Useless Underlings

Trained in the deadly arts of ninja, the Butterfly Ninjas make up the majority of the forces of the "Legion of Spooky Doom". In addition to being footsoldiers, they also make great employees for TerrorSoft since they have all been brainwashed to work without health-care benefits.

Dr. Evil Doolittler:
Mad Scientist
Age:34
Height: 5'8
Weight: 90 lbs
Eye color: Grey
Hair color: Grey
Likes: Inventing Things, Eating Suishi and Young Girls
Dislikes: Being Alone

Dr. Evil Doolittler is the most miserable employee of TerrorSoft. Dark Shinobi has delegated him to working endlessly in a secret laboratory beneath the Mega Metropollsville Zoo all by himself, with nothing but his crazy inventions to keep him company. He is one of the few members of the company which hasn't been brainwashed, instead he works out of sheer terror of Dark Shinobi himself. Despite the fact most of his inventions don't work, he tries to keep a positive attitude.

Sometimes the doctor considers moving back into his mother's basement, but then he remembers he still wouldn't get any girls that way.

Baby-O bin Lama :
Dark Shinobi's #1 Henchman
Age:64
Height: 5'9
Weight: 110 lbs
Eye color: Brown
Beard color: Grey
Likes: Working for Dark Shinobi and Terrorizing People
Dislikes: Using a toilet

Baby-O bin Lama is the right hand man of Dark Shinobi and his most trusted advisor. He is also the leader of the "Legion of Spooky Doom" Special Ops team, "The Fabulous Zero Men".

Baby-O was trained in the art of "The Terrible Tantrum" by an eccentric Islamic Lama* who lived outside the norms of society. Baby-O learned from his teacher that sitting on toilets was "unholy", and the natural way was to "do your business while you go". Taking these lessons to heart, Baby-O continues to wear his sacred diaper rags even in battle.

(*Writers Note: I'm aware that a Lama is a Tibetan Buddhist that has nothing to do with Islam priests, and that neither of them wear cloth rags around their waist like Mahatma Gandi. The character is a parody of American mis-conceptions about the Middle East. Remember, this comic is a parody, it is not meant to be taken seriously.)