News Archive
A Year Later...
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It's a little over a year since I last posted. I realize the GKaiser web video series is still not complete. I've had a little life trouble this past year, but I think I've overcome it all. I am still developing the web TV show; I have not given up on that dream. I am in the process of creating a proper film studio with excellent equipment and a talented crew, so hopefully by the end of the year there will be a completed GKaiser pilot episode!
And for those who don't know, the comic has ceased production. There will be no new pages. Sorry. |
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Live Action GKaiser?
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I am currently developing GKaiser into a live-action web TV show. More Details can be found here.
Also, I send apologies to the fans. I know there isn't many of you, but I do appreciate you, and I hope that producing this show will redeem my abrupt closure of the comic. |
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Meh
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Seems someone decided to upload a virus into the shoutbox so I had to remove it. |
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GKaiser is Over
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I'm sorry, this comic is now on hiatus. I just...I can't do it anymore. I've lost the spirit. I really loved this comic, it was one of the first stories I really enjoyed writing....but like many things in my life right now, it's just not working out.
I'm sorry. |
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Unusual Gags
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Yes, you can tell how long ago I wrote a script by how dated the joke is. Oh well.
Page 24 is up! |
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Sorry for the delay. Page23 is now available. |
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Update!
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Sorry for the delay. Page18 is now up! Enjoy :) |
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Little Late
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Due to situations beyond our control, Friday's update is going to be a little bit late. Sorry guys, but it will be up soon, I promise. |
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Page 17, Issue 4
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Page17 is now up everyone! Enjoy! |
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The Vampire Channel?
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Wish I had thought this one up, but I didn't :p
Back when the internet was very young, there was a couple websites around that offered humor. Some of these, such as Mr. T Ate My Balls, provided comedy of a juvenile level.
But there was also Trygve Lode's Treehouse which held humor of wit. One of the jokes was about The Vampire Channel. When I was creating Sigfriedy and Roy-Toy I wanted to have a scene where they watched a Vampire TV station as a'bit of a nod to the site I use to read...but I felt it wrong to just hash out a watered down re-telling of the gag...so I included it with only a small alteration :p
Just letting everyone know this particular gag isn't something I thought up. Everything else I came up with on my own though, for better or worse :p
Anyway, Page16 is up! Enjoy!
PS: If you take a peek at the front of theTokyopop website you may notice Glitter Girl has made her mark there. No, I'm not making this up. Go see for yourself and then tell your friends!  |
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New banner exchange-Misfile
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We are now doing a banner exchange with the folks at Misfile, which is a webcomic you should check out if you haven't already done so. It's a funny story about an angel who screws up the lives of two humans, going so far as transforming the boy into a girl. So what are you waiting for, go check them out already! |
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Eek, bad internet
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Had a little trouble with my net last night, so I apologize to everyone. But now Page 15 is up! Enjoy! |
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It's up!
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Had a little net trouble but Page14 is now up! Enjoy! |
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Better Late than Never!
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Page12 is now up! Sorry for the wait! |
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BayWitch Means Business!
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Page 11 is now up! Just so you guys know, BayWitch is one of my more favorite villians. Expect to see a lot of her |
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Update!
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Page10 is now up! Sorry for the lateness! |
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Oh noes!
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Okay! Jim is a little stuck. I didn't get the page done until a little later than he wanted and he is in the process of moving so only has limited access to the net via a friend. So!! Here's the next page ghettoly linked to you until he can get to his computer to do all the updates. :) NEW PAGE |
08 Sep 2006 by ArtistGirlJB
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Early Update!
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Page 9 has been added a little early because I am moving tommorrow, and will be on the highway with a U-haul truck for the next several days. No joke for today, as the book is currently packed somewhere in boxes  But I hope you all like the page Jen made! |
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The Washington Monument has a name...
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Page8 of Issue#4 is now up for your reading enjoyment! Be sure to remember to vote for us, and check out our message board and shoutbox too! We love feedback! |
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Webcomic Battle
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One of our pages is currently at Webcomic Battle!, preparing to go against another comic to see whose is funnier! Please show your support and vote for us! We'd really appreciate it!
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Please show support!
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Support Deathfist Ninja GKaiser at OnlineComics.net!
Please support us and give feedback here! We only have 34 registered viewers, and I know that after running this webcomic every week for a year and four months we've got more fans than this! |
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Yes, this is actually happening..
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Page7 of the latest issue has now been added. Prepare for the revealing of the President's "Secret Weapon!"
Also, I took the liberty of going through all the pages today and fixing spelling errors  I also inserted the old 6 page Bonus Comic into the main archive-- it is between Issue#3 and #4. It should now be a lot less 'hidden' than before.
Todays Dirty, Dirty Joke is political themed, in keeping with the theme of the comic page:
One day in the future, President Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediantly goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
"I dont know what to do with you," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definetly have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves!"
Bush thought that sounded pretty good so the devil opened the first door:
In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over, such was his fate in hell.
"No," George said. "I dont think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I dont think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room; in it was Ronald Reagan with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer time after time.
"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented George.
The devil opened a third door; in it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Bush took this in with disbelief and finally said, "Yeah I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said "OK Monica, you're free to go."
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New Forum
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Ok so, the forums have been repeatedly hacked because they were back a few upgrades.
However, the Invision forums can't be upgraded.
Apparently, a few months ago Invision upgraded their account database for customers........ but managed to lose my account data during the process. So my choice was either pay an extra $100 something or go back to phpBB.
I decided to go back to phpBB. Hopefully we wont get hacked immediantly again.
Unfortunately, everyone needs to remake their accounts again. I apologize for the trouble.
The new forums are located here . |
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Those silly Hippies...
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Page6 of Issue#4 is now up!
This Week's Joke:
A bear and a rabbit were both in the forest taking a dump.
The bear then looks over at the rabbit and asks, "Do you ever have a problem with crap sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit smiled. "No, I dont, and I'm rather proud of that."
The bear then picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt with it.
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Page 5 of Issue 4 is up!
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Page 5 is now loaded for your viewing pleasure! Enjoy, and please remember to vote!
Edit: Today I saw a book at Barnes and Noble called "Filthy Dirty Jokes". It was in their 'bargain shelf' (they have an entire shelf, not a bin) for a dollar, so I purchased it with the idea that every time I update the comic, I'm gonna post a dirty joke, just to give everyone something a little extra to look forward to.
So, today's joke is.....
Two Priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals. One of them looks at the other one's penis and notice's there's a Nicoderm patch on it. He turns to the other Priest and says, "I believe you're suppose to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis."
The other Priest replies, "It's working just fine. I'm down to 2 butts a day."
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And now, a Special Message from our sponsors...
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Page4 of Issue 4 is now up! Enjoy!
Also, I created and uploaded a movie onto Youtube titled Ten Reasons to read Deathfist Ninja GKaiser . We would appreciate if all our fans could spread the link to their friends to let them see a glimpse of what we do here and why they should become readers too!
And thank you to those who have been voting for us! We appreciate it! Keep up the good work! We've been gaining more hits because of it! |
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Page3 of Issue 4!
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Page3 of Issue#4 is now up!
If you're enjoying what you are seeing, please remember to vote for us, maybe even give us a Review using the buttons to the right. Also, if you frequent many message forums, putting a link to our comic in your forum signature would greatly help us in getting more weekly viewers.
For those who routinely help spread the word about this comic, thanks, we appreciate you're support! |
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Sooo...
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Sorry again for getting the comic late to Jim today. I really do feel bad about keeping people waiting.  So the comic will be up as soon as Jim gets to his inbox! :)
Bad art funk + comic drawing = Not Good.
I also think I ate something that I was allergic to... my throat felt like it was closing in on me. Somehow, I doubt that's a good thing. |
21 Jul 2006 by ArtistGirlJB
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Update
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Page2 of Issue#4 is now up! Sorry for the delay everyone! |
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Friday's Update becomes a Saturday Update
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This week's update is being delayed from Friday to Saturday, as I will be away from my home tommorrow and won't get back until Saturday night. I apologize for the inconvience. |
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Issue 4 Begins!
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Issue#4: Page 1 is now up for your reading enjoyment!
Also of interest is that Tabatha of FBCG is doing a link exchange with us this week, so you should check out her comic about girl gamers, and stuff :p
Speaking of gamers...there is something rather serious going on in the USA right now that I wanted to bring to people's attention....
A bill called "The Family Entertainment Protection Act" has been proposed that would put several restrictions upon game developers and retailers. Among the proposals is that a government controlled ratings board be created, which is rather controversial because not even the media or TV industry has government regulated ratings board-- it's all independent and peer-reviewed within the industry.
So, using my (pathetic) video editing skills, I uploaded some videoblog footage about the what I think of the Family Entertainment Protection Act. I also uploaded some videos about what videogames actually teach kids. I encourage fellow American gamers to write to their government representatives and tell them to withhold support for this bill.
Unless you actually want Senator Hillary Clinton to decide what videogames you can play.
Then by all means sit idly by and do nothing, because thats certaintly going to happen if we dont unite against this bill.
So, please take a moment to pause the game, visit the Video Game Voter's website and tell a buddy to view the footage so they get an idea about what is going on. It's the least we can do to protect the people who give us awesome games and defend our own right to decide what kind of games we want to play. |
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Last page of Issue 3
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Page 52 is now up! Look forward to a "fabulous" Issue 4 soon! |
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Red Light Special
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Page 51 of Issue #3 is out, and Jen did something special for it. Can you tell what is new? ^^
BTW- Everyone should wish Jen a happy birthday, because she is cool. |
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Page 50!
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Page 50 of Issue #3 is now available. Enjoy! |
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Why he's called Baby-O....
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Page 49 has now been released. Enjoy! |
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Updated page 47 and the new page 48
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The new Page 47 is now uploaded, along with Page 48 of Issue #3. |
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Sorry sorry!!
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Hehe, I just wanted to apologize for the page on Friday May 26th. I did the comic live from Fanime 2006 and I was on a laptop, on a new scanner, without my tablet, and on a completely new resolution setting. As soon as I got back to my parents house (where I was staying after the Con) I saw how horrible it was to a 800x600 resolution and all I have to say is I'M SO SORRY!!
A better version of Page 47 will be updated along with this Friday's update. :) With extra panels too. *nods* |
01 Jun 2006 by ArtistGirlJB
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Friday's Belated Update
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Page 47 is now up. Sorry for being a little late ^^
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Update
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Page 46 is now added. Enjoy! |
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Page45
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Page45 is now up, so enjoy the magical girl action!
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One Year Anniversary
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Page44 is now up of Issue #3.
Also, Jen created a special Glitter Girl Wallpaper in commemoration of the comic's one year anniversary.
Enjoy! |
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Today's Comic
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Page43 is now up guys. Enjoy! |
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Next page is now up
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Page42 of Issue 3 is now up.
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Page41, and a Reminder
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Page41 is now up!
Also, remember that we are only updating on Fridays until further notice. |
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Today's Update is...
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Page39 is now uploaded. |
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Page 38 of Issue 3 now up!
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The next webcomic page is now up! Enjoy!
And remember, we are only updating on Fridays until further notice. |
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Tune in Next Time..
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Until further notice, Deathfist Ninja GKaiser will only be updating on Fridays. We apologize to our readers for any inconvience in this new scheduling. |
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Friday's Update Comes Sooner!
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Page 36 is up now. Enjoy it!
PS: The new Guyver TV anime kicks major ass :p |
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Yay :p
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Page 33 is now up for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy! |
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Hooray!
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I noticed a lot of people have been coming today....well, Page31is up now. Sometimes we have a'bit of a delay in getting the page up early in the morning, but we promise it'll be up before the day ends!
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Friday's page
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Page 30 of Issue#3 is up now. Yay! (and stuff)
Voting button still hasn't been fixed for buzzcomix...dunno what the deal there is.. |
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Mondays Update (Woot!)
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Yes, yes Monday's update is finally here :p
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What? Did you ever doubt? Shame on you! |
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Like Game Shows? :p
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Then you might like Page 21 of Issue#3!
At least we hope you do :p |
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Friday's Update
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Sorry it was a little late guys.
But because of Jen's determination, Page 16 is now up. And what a treat it is 
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Guh...
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Got home laaaaaate last night/early this morning from the airport after my trip to California. Working on the page as quickly as I can without compromising the artwork that everyone seems to have liked on the previous page. I SWEAR there will be a page for Friday December 30th up! :) |
30 Dec 2005 by ArtistGirlJB
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GKaiser on Webcomic Battle! Vote!
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GKaiser is going head to head with other webcomics in a Webcomic Battle to see who is funnier! If you like GKaiser, please take a few moments to head over to their website and click on the GKaiser comic. We could use the publicity :p
Note: You may have to refresh their page a few times until you see GKaiser come up. It is one of the bottom comics on the page.
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Vote for us and see a sneak peak!
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Ok, I've come up with an idea for a voting incentive.
If you VOTE FOR US AT BUZZCOMIX then you will get to see concept artwork for two new villians that will be coming soon to the comic.
Voting is easy, all you got to do is click on the button and you'll get a sneak peak at what is coming next ^^ |
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Hey guys
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I just wanted to say sorry that the comics are going up so late in the day lately. The holidays are driving me up the wall with things to do and I'm usually up very late on Sunday and Thursday nights trying to finish up, but sometimes sleep gets the best of me. And there's no way I'd want the comic the suffer stupid mistakes because I'm tired.
Hope everyone is having a good holiday season though! :) |
05 Dec 2005 by ArtistGirlJB
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Save Teen Titans!!
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It has recently come to my attention that Teen Titans is going to be canceled. For those that have never watched the show on Cartoon Network, this cartoon happens to be one of the best that is currently on American TV right now.
99% of all cartoons have no real motive or moral story to tell. They do not star "heroes", they star idiotic children who have mis-adventures for no apparent reason, and everything that happens in the last episode bears no weight at all to what happens in the next. Most of the jokes are entirely toilet humor, yet despite this they actually manage to not even be remotedly funny. They are the Diet Coke of animation.
Yet crap like Hi Hi Puffy is going to carry on while a quality show like Teen Titans gets canceled. A show that happens to be one of the FEW non-japanese created shows that stars actual heroes. That entertains just as much as it passes down moral values of justice, friendship and courage.
Don't let Teen Titans be canceled! |
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Ha!!
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Sorry for the late comic everyone, seems I sent the file to my best friend last night instead of Jim!! I'm sure he'll get it up soon. :) |
18 Nov 2005 by ArtistGirlJB
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End of Issue#2 -- Let the Good Times keep rolling!
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Well today the last page of Issue#2 has been added.
That means come Monday, we'll be starting Issue#3! So keep coming back guys, cause the really good stuff is still to come! |
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Reminder
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